Chris Burns Chris Burns

Blood

HE JUST WANTS TO HAVE A GOOD TIME

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HE JUST WANTS TO HAVE A GOOD TIME

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Reading Time

Don’t talk to people who are reading.

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Don’t talk to people who are reading.

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Diablo is Dead! Decades of Destruction!

Diabolus in sempiternum!

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Diabolus in sempiternum!

Diablo is dead! Long live the lord of destruction.

On the 2nd of November, 2018, it was announced that Diablo was dead. Your fears are real, and your childhood is officially destroyed, forever.

Satan, weeping, folds his wings.

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DONUT TIMES for all

Yummy yummy donuts for all to eat - you and me, together! Eating donuts.

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Yummy yummy donuts for all to eat - you and me, together! Eating donuts.

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Built to Kill / Made to Die

Thus is the fate of the security droid. Even one so sassy as this.

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Thus is the fate of the security droid. Even one so sassy as this.

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Nasty

Power and Control, on the remix.

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Power and Control, on the remix.

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Stop Snitch'n

“You're never too young to learn our national no-snitching policy.” - John Mulaney

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“You're never too young to learn our national no-snitching policy.” - John Mulaney

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Cantina Desert Cheers

You wanna go - where everybody hates - your droids. (They'll have to wait outside.)

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You wanna go - where everybody hates - your droids. (They'll have to wait outside.)

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