The United States Government’s collection of fantastic or otherwise hyper-powerful things. Yes! This is what you and I KNOW they’re hiding. Every superhero or strange thing they’ve made a movie of is true! Real stuff, made entertainment to throw us off the track! But now Obama knows, so who knows what’ll happen next! The following is a collection of edited photos conjured up by comic artist Dean Trippe and submitted to us to tell the truth! That truly President Obama has been allowed into the motherload factory of awesome to inspect the weapons and gadgets of the greats. Many more in store.
This set of photos is called “Barack Obama Looking at Awesome Things” but it’s quite obviously an AKA to throw us all off the path again! Truly it must be real, photos of Obama’s look into the inner workings of the Strategic Homeland Intervention Enforcement and Logistics Division aka S.H.I.E.L.D.! What a world we live in!
Below you will find the doorway to Narnia, the Tardis, the Sword of Omens, a proton pack, a friendly little mogwai, Mjonir hammer of Thor, a Mark IV SPARTAN helmet, the Mach 5, Link’s shield, a lightsaber, a hoverboard, the ring of the Green Lantern, the Fortress of Solitude, the shield of Captian America, and a collection of Bat accessories.
Bounce through these photos below and be thankful President Bush was never allowed in! What kind of terrible things kept safe now in the loving arms of Obama might have been let loose under such a Texan! Nay, now these secrets are still safe.
The location is still hidden, the supervillains at bay.
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