Giant Wolf Crushes Car

Holy crap do you see that wolf! It was sitting unassumingly atop a car in uptown Minneapolis as passers by galore set their eyes upon it. As you can see below, it was no mere wolf, and indeed had some sagely advice for all those cars behind it.

Turns out this wolf is from the Puppet Farm.

When Jesus said, “Love your enemies,” I think he probably meant don’t kill them.

-this sticker can be seen in greater detail at Will.S.

Do we have any more news on sightings?