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  • Psywing

    Fucking Hipsters

  • lol

    ^

  • The Wolf

    ^^ I second your opinion.

  • http://superawesomehappyfuntime.blogspot.com/ jlskagflj

    ^^^
    your opinion = third-ed!

  • Evan

    I’ve met many people who are called hipsters and none of them act like the pretentious assholes the internet likes to think they are.

    Get over yourselves.

  • Jake

    I’ve met many people who lie and exaggerate to win an argument, and all of them think hipsters are pretentious assholes, solely because of what they read on the internet.

  • Humpty Dumpty

    I’ve met people who spend all their time criticizing others, desperate to increase the size of their e-penis. THEY are the pretentious assholes.

  • we

    i made fun of hipsters BEFORE they were fags.

    *casual hair flip*

    **PBR cracks open**

  • Synonymous

    I’ve met many people.

  • stealtreasure

    I’ve met many people who disagree with stereotypes because they are secretly guilty of them and don’t like the fact there is an entire group of people with the same flaws that can be easily identified and categorized. THEY were pretentious assholes before it was called being a hipster.

  • Auntie Hosebag

    Shit, I haven’t met anyone.

  • Henry

    I’ve met people who are hipsters, and they’re pretentious assholes.

  • Samson

    I’ve….never met a hipster. I’ve only heard about them through hilarious things I see on the internet :)

  • jorgan waldshmiy

    man fucks this n stuf. a hipster exploits the quest to find difference and uses it as a fake identity trait to get with chiks or dudes. someone who is naturaly attractd to oddity and dusnt feel the need to express it with cardigans and ur g-pas boat shoes is probs just a unique individual. sumtimes it hard to determine who a hipster is and who isnt but all in all who cares, just get krunk

  • adultswimming

    I have meet pretentious assholes that thought they were people, then realized they were hipsters then, agreed they were assholes who acted all high and mighty and couldn’t take a joke like this one EVAN.

  • Trick Trajan

    I am a pretentious asshole, but I am not a hipster, ultimately, because I hate pretentious asshole hipsters who think they are hip pretentious assholes, but they’re not…

  • blarg

    I’ve met hipsters who defend hipsters because they’re too far into see what they’re actually like.

  • Leviathan

    I am also sick of the hipster judgments as most of the people that I know who fit into the hipster “style” don’t have a set personality. They happen to be better people than most other “group” if we are going to stereotype. You don’t see people all over the internet making fun of gangster or street style and calling them niggers, but it is ok for hipsters to be called fags.

  • nick

    ive met myself and im an asshole.

  • Dylan

    All you who defend hipsters… I’m not saying they’re pretentious assholes, I’m saying they lack genuine style. They take everything “cool” from every style out there and make it their own while mocking those styles with meaning. Thank you and have a nice day :)

    P.S. How can I look at the Dark Side of the Moon Album without thinking of a hipster who uses the triangle as their symbol?

  • George

    I’VE MET BATMAN

  • SwearOnMeTache

    Wow! sure is a lot of hipsters stinkin up the place.

  • nollie

    hey George its batman.
    i’ve noticed in my life full of crime-fighting that hipster is merely a word used to identify a large group of people who all hate each other.
    have a nice day.
    wear your helmet and seat belt.
    love,
    batman.

  • Bernice

    hahahaha…I guess I’m NOT a hipster as I find myself googling PBR and wondering “what the hell is that anyhow”???

  • megan

    people sometimes call me a hipster, but im really a nice person. i like to listen to music that not everyone listens to, not because i like the fact im different but because i have a different taste. but i hate that indie shit, its all technoy and simple and GAY. i like wearing scarves. and i like taking walks, and thinking about things. i like ultimate. its just who i am. and i cant help it.

    but i went to a concert of a band i really liked, and PEOPLE FUCKING SWAYED LIKE DOUCHEBAGS. they hardly even clapped. they just nodded their head and didnt smile. that was my first experience with real hipsters. fucking assholes.

  • Jessica

    I KNOW BATMAN.

  • Shewolf

    Try looking around at Bard college. It’s a plethora, they exist. Also, Brooklyn! Ha! This is so to the T.

  • TheHipHipsterSisterFister

    I’ve hipped a lot of metsters in my….wait.

    Nevermind, my comment is too obscure for you guys to even grasp how underground it is. *pulls up scarf*

    • Chris Burns

      gg

  • Stiffy

    this rocks, the comments are funny too
    I feel bad for you Megan, it sounds like you’re a hipster by coincidence
    wamp wamp

  • B to the Rad

    I waited this long to comment so I could diss all the comments before mine, then claim moral superiority over everyone…

    Until the next guy meets Batman.

    Dammit.

  • Rrrit

    My brother’s a hipster and he is exactly like this

  • Batman

    I AM Batman.

  • Meow

    I’ve met cats wearing scarves. I like cats.

  • budgiesmuggler

    BATMAN! please help, my dealer says i owe him $40 but its only like $20! I’ll be pointing my torch at the sky tonight at 9pm.

  • pretentious asshole

    i drink PBR because clint eastwood does ftw

  • Billt

    Yeah!

  • evilspiral

    I Live In Olympia, Washington USA…

    Hipsters Are 65% Of The Population And Are Exactly Like That… Makes Me Hate Drinking PBR…

  • Joe

    I’ve met… lamp

  • dog

    I’ve once met a ghost, he definitely was a pretentious asshole. never really met many hipsters tho so can’t judge except for all those people who get mad at funny things like this, take it easy people… jeez its a cat wearing bawler stuff get over yourselves :P

  • Where I live

    Where I live they are called ‘worthless bogans’ by people who aren’t worthless bogans. and drink warm woodies on the beach in the middle of the day.