Welcome to the state of shoes. It is a police state. Get a load of these stilettos. Pump them on up to the highest point of insane fashion extravaganza street festival. That’s totally a level of awesome. For these shoes. Made by industrial designer Tim Cooper using entirely 3D technology to render these bad boys out. Ohhh mama. Lock me up and throw away the police shoes. I just can’t stand them! Amazing!

Welcome to self-expression. I’m going to kick a mouse into a corner just so my feet can be arrested by these fabulous shoes. It’d have to be some other-worldly combination of clothes you’d have to be wearing to match these. Although, with the lights and bars and amazing complexity and all that, I’m sure a nice black dress would do just fine. Lady Gaga’d have a conniption fit. Not to mention Miley vs whats-her-name in the movie shoestore brawl.

Arrest those women!

I’m waiting for the sneakers that match. As I’ve said before and I’ll say again: I just can not do heels. Right on my nose I go.

Yes, I took the name of this post from the tagline of the shoes themselves. Shame on me! But it’s so good, I just couldn’t resist! How about you, if these existed in the real world, wouldn’t you just flip your lid? Even if you weren’t the kind of person who’d ever wear them, wouldn’t you just want them to have and to hold and to turn the lights on for a cop rave? Me! I do!

This post is part of the World Famous Design Junkies fashion category.