by | September 21st, 2009

Fletches Best Eyepatch Factory and Incorporated

Lost an eye today.* So I went out and I found an eyepatch. I found this little diddy at a flea market near Mille Lacs, Minnesota. This eyepatch is so hardcore. You will look like the king of the pirate ball with this thang. Or you could be a dashing, powerful, mysterious lady in the corner with it. You could do so much with this thing it is just amazing.

*Didn’t actually lose an eye today.

but

I do have this eyepatch, just incase.

This post is from the orange category.

  • http://www.janeburger.com Leo

    When one of my coworkers had her eye stabbed by an angry tree (we work in a plant nursery) she had to wear an eye patch that looks just like yours for 6 weeks. It was funny because for our Christmas party she wore black dress pants and a purple dress shirt and with her short gray hair she looked like a butler for a haunted house.

  • Chris Burns

    One of my other jobs is working on refurbishing houses and I’ve been stabbed twice in the past three weeks. I’ve been lucky so far (minor eyelid knick) but I might need one soon too!

  • hemnebob

    yikes…

    eeeek!!

    i hate stabbings!

    especially in the eye, and by an angry tree?
    dang that treebeard!!!

  • Chris Burns

    I know, right? Crap!


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