Oh holy crap Moustache Bandanas. Remember the early 90′s? You couldn’t wear a bandana, not any bandana at all, because you’d get shot. Red bandanas were for the Bloods, blue bandanas were for the Crips, and purple were for the Grimaces. You’d get so many burgers thrown at you. So many. But you will NOT get held up and stabbed when you’re sporting one of the bad boys you’ll see in this post. No sir.

These moustaches aka mustaches are made by Minneapolis’s own Burlesque Design. You can wear them. You NEED to wear them. As you can see above in that photo of Sarah Silverman at this year’s Flatstock, wearing the moustache is amazing fun. Amazing fun indeed. Free moustache rides.

THE ORIGINAL MOUSTACHE BANDANAS
DON’T BE FOOLED BY IMITATIONS!

Some people are fortunate enough to have the genetic disposition allowing them to grow fully-fashioned, free-flowing moustaches and beards. For the rest of us, there is no need to worry any longer as Burlesque has created, designed, and screenprinted MOUSTACHE BANDANAS! Each pack comes with two bandanas, each adorned with two moustaches. That’s four designs!

Amuse your friends with this oustanding novelty!

BONUS Amanda Blank’s DJ Chris Devlin is wearing a mustache for a few brief moments in this MTVU uppencoming stars video (featuring the song Make It Take It)

These face hairs are part of the World Famous Design Junkies accessories category.

Get your fashionability on.