by | August 27th, 2009

Oddly Shaped Rings from Outer Space

Today we’ve got two fashion / function rings from our friend in the field: Ken Goldman. His aim is to bring smiles to the world with his lovely ring designs, and by jove, if I can help him to that today, then that’s my boyscout good deed for the day, let me tell you. The two new rings mister Goldman has for us are the Meat Tenderizer Ring and the “Ring It Up.” Perhaps you can guess which is which.

ken goldman is determined to save the world one smile at a time with the aid of his creative and unusual designs- would love to hear from you just write info@biblicalbeasties.com

That’s the email he provides, not so sure it works. To be a little closer to sure, visit his flickr photo stream – it seems as though that’s all that’s running at the moment.

And then, or instead, take a friggin PEEK at these rings! The meat tenderizer is very obviously for when you’ve just gotta clobber some hamburger (or some hamburger face!) The other one is for hell-of-shopping! Just take the white bead off the pin and stack up the receipts as you go! No worries mate!

This post is part of the World Famous Design Junkies fashion category – for those who are on the cuff!

  • http://twitter.com/Tri5tan/statuses/3576200092 Tri5tan (tri5tan)

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    new fashion accessory for london teenagers possibly (but hopefully not) RT @theyear3000: Meat Tenderization Ring [link to post]

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  • http://twitter.com/felix_cohen/statuses/3578153172 felix_cohen (Felix Cohen)

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    @infobunny I believe you need this? [link to post]

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  • http://utebya.net/?p=1220 У тебя этого нет…

    [...] not sure if Ken Goldman’s Meat Tenderizer Ring is intended to be functional or a comment on the world of fashion and jewelry, but either way we [...]

  • http://design2o.com/?p=113 Brass knuckles for chefs | Design2o

    [...] not sure if Ken Goldman’s Meat Tenderizer Ring is intended to be functional or a comment on the world of fashion and jewelry, but either way we [...]

  • http://twitter.com/mezhopking/statuses/3732299626 mezhopking (Mez Hopking)

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    Don’t like my food hey… I’m going to tenderise your face muthafuka: [link to post]

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  • Love it

    Any chance you know where to purchase this?

  • http://twitter.com/BastardoBomb/statuses/3735823935 BastardoBomb (ElBastardoMagnifico)

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    I’m not big on jewlery, but if I wore one ring, it would be this one: [link to post]

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  • http://twitter.com/mactonnies/statuses/3699130803 mactonnies (Mac Tonnies)

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    Meat Tenderization Ring (scroll to bottom): [link to post]

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  • Chris Burns

    TO PURCHASE: probably contact the man who made it through his flicker acct: http://www.flickr.com/photos/ken-goldman/

  • http://webnewssite.com/2009/09/03/meat-tenderizing-ring/ Web News Site » Blog Archive » Meat tenderizing ring

    [...] a new fashion for chefs, or a self-defense fashion statement? Meat tenderizing ring by Ken Goldman. [via Core77] Read more | Permalink | Comments | Read more articles in Arts | Digg [...]

  • http://twitter.com/poringo/statuses/3742284515 poringo (poringo)

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  • http://twitter.com/poringo/statuses/3742294683 poringo (poringo)

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    Para suavizar la carne en cualquier ocasión [link to post]

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  • http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/09/03/meat-tenderizing-ring-brutal-or-useful/ Meat tenderizing ring: brutal or useful?

    [...] don’t think they’d let you into the club with one of these on, but if you rocked it in the kitchen, nobody would question your recipes. Chocolate chips au [...]

  • http://twitter.com/nicohenriques/statuses/3747313798 nicohenriques (nico)

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    @_tico acho que você vai gostar disso: [link to post]

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  • http://theblog4.me/shopclubblog/2009/09/04/meat-tenderizing-ring/ Shop Club Blog » Blog Archive » Meat tenderizing ring

    [...] a new fashion for chefs, or a self-defense fashion statement? Meat tenderizing ring by Ken Goldman. [via [...]

  • http://www.coolthings.com/meat-tenderizer-ring-the-steak-pounding-bling-bling/ Meat Tenderizer Ring, The Steak-Pounding Bling-Bling | CoolThings.com | Anything and Everything Cool

    [...] [WFDJ via GearFuse] [...]

  • http://twitter.com/frozentrousers/statuses/3835614271 frozentrousers (Craig Brooks)

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    Meat Tenderization Ring – [link to post] (via @agitated)

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  • http://twitter.com/aesilber/statuses/3740349518 aesilber (Adam Silber)

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    OMG YES! #meat [link to post]

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  • http://twitter.com/agitated/statuses/3835490077 agitated (Chris Agiasotis)

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    I so want one of these to clear the slow walkers around the sydney Meat Tenderization Ring – [link to post]

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  • http://twitter.com/JamesBrunk/statuses/3723972670 JamesBrunk (James Brunk)

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    I am strangely attracted to this meat tenderization ring. Damn you Ken Goldman! [link to post]

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  • http://st-eutychus.com/2009/love-meat-tender/ St. Eutychus » Love meat tender

    [...] This meat tenderiser has a nice ring to it. [...]

  • http://twitter.com/cheflincoln/statuses/4486192265 cheflincoln (cheflincoln)

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    Meat Tenderization Ring – [link to post] Haha!

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  • http://www.silberschmuck-grosshandel.de/blog/kurioses-schmuck-grosshandel/2010/fleischhammer-ring-schmuck-fuer-koeche/index.html Fleischhammer Ring – Schmuck für Köche?

    [...] Via worldfamousdesignjunkies [...]


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