There I was. On the internet. On the most hidden page of the Burlesque Design intarwebs. And I see it! The “Mystery Grab Bag.” I had to have it. And so I did. Soon after I clicked the button, (probably like 4 seconds later because Burlesque secret headquarters is basically a mile away from where I was living at the time in Minneapolis,) I had the box in my hands. It was a Mystery Box. And in it were graphically conscious treasures beyond my wildest type-setting sticker-ordering t-shirt-wearing weird-ass-junk-collecting dreamz…

MYSTERY GRAB BAG

Have you ever seen our office? It’s filled with all sorts of magical, amazing things. Send us ten dollars and we’ll send you a generous sampling of some of the stickers, doodles, flyers, magazines, CDs, and other weird crap we have up here. By ordering the Mystery Grab Bag, you agree to accept whatever we send you. No complaints, no returns.

Discover for yourself the sticker and Japanese candy fantasy before you. Be sure to check out the custom-made Chris hat made just for me because Chris Burns is my name. Shield your eyes from the brand new Burlesque Clown Posse sticker set. And be ware of the children when you sift through the Dre Day sticker pack.

And look at that AT&T answering machine. Yes.

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